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ISD Challenge Report #23
VA Daniel Bonini
3/19/2007

ISD Challenge Weekly Report #23

ISD Challenge Weekly Report #23 – 19th of March 2007

 

Introduction

Hello, everyone,

Despite bureaucratic paperwork seems to be getting a little bit better this week, at least in the COM’s office, things in the ship are looking very dynamic, which is good.

With all the Ewoks aboard going completely nuts, our own LCM Zosite has taken charge of the alcohol production, and it appears that he found a way to increase alcohol dosage in the mix, since we all appear to be even crazier than before...if that’s at all possible...

For the bad news we had MAJ Prost Varsis leaving command of Inferno Squadron. Inferno is now on the lookout for a new, enthusiastic, Commander...apply to me and Darklord if you’re interested :)

COL Angel has taken command of Thunder Squadron. We wish him all the luck in his new job...his first report looked great :)

Typhoon’s new pilot Toran Yarr has been promoted to Lieutenant this week for flying his first custom designed battles from the compendium!!! Congratulations!!!

I’d also like to congratulate the newest Challenge pilots, Godo, Toran, Sergeyli and Dempsey, for the impressive flying activity they are showing!!! And also congrats to the old guys who are still kicking butt, Angel, Osk (who MP’ed), and Zosite (not so old but kicking for some time ;) Keep it up!!!

Many congratulations to CM APanasyuk, who will be getting married in a few months, we all wish him the best marriage one could ask for....party time!!!!

Darklord will say more in his report, but the new Wing X Flying competition has started yesterday. Basically, you fly as much as you can, and we’ll add up all your scores (LL for TIE). The winner will be the pilot with the best sum of scores. Any missions can be flown to this, but just one time each mission ;)

Yey to CM Hap’kette getting home in one piece after a stormy trip, and yey again to his TIE Fighter working...that’s always a good thing.... :D

It appears that the elite will engage themselves in a war. Five pilots from Praetorian Squadron, including Mosh and DV, will take Omega Squadron, including Diaboli...should be fun to sit and watch them tangle :)

 

News

* Prost left command of Inferno...applications are being accepted

* Angel is the new Thunder CMDR...congrats!!!

* Toran Yarr was promoted to Lieutenant!!! Congrats!!!

* Recruit!!!!!

* New flying competition for Wing X members....check competitions center...

* AP is getting married...congrats!!

* Applications for: IO, TCBGCOM, TO, SO, OPS, RO, COMM, COO, LO, and CA:TO are being accepted...

* Freeworlds!!!!! http://freeworlds.emperorshammer.net/

* We need more pilots....help your squadron and recruit!!

 

T/D Astra Fighter’s Flight Status

- Flew two MP matches in XvT – 1 victory :)

 

Commodore’s Other Activities

- Awarded 1 LoC for multiplaying!!
- Updated Challenge website
- Overviewed Challenge operations

 

Fleet News

http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm

 

Competitions

* Wing X Ace Pilot
Rules are nice and simple - fly lots of missions / battles (any you like)! COL Darklord will be awarding an IS-SW to the pilot who achieves the highest overall score from all the battles he or she has flown, and an IS-BW for the runner-up. For TIE battles I will be counting the Laserless score. Choose your battles wisely, pick the ones where you can achieve high scores and you’ll stand a better chance of picking up a shiny new medal! Good luck and happy hunting! You have 2 weeks... the competition ends in 2 weeks – 1st April 2007. I’ll be tallying scores based on the BSFs I receive in my inbox.

* Beir’s Birthday run-on
With the lack of alcohol aboard the ISD Challenge Lieutenant Colonel Beir has run out of his famous Collie Brew. But rumors are that there is a warehouse out there filled with it. There will be a run-on posted in the Cyclone Board on the 10th. The entire Challenge is open to this competition. Start date is March 10th and end date is April 1st. IS-BR to overall best posts judged by Kadon and appropriate MoC recommendations for posts!

* Friday’s Vaping Rhapsody
The new Multiplayer competition hosted by our own LCM Zosite. They happen every Friday at 15:30 EST on the #EHCOO channel. Platforms are XWA and XvT, and DFCs can be awarded.

* TIE Corps Training Competition
Every Saturday, 1300 to 1600 EST on #EHCOO
Multiplayer competition with XWA, XvT and IA. DFCs can be awarded.

* Competition – the spice of life...
MUHAHAHA.
A little friendly competition to liven up this very special report (TAC Report #250). This will be AD Master’s twenty first TAC report, in each of these reports at the top there’s is a movie/tv/game quote.
The first three to email AD Master with all 21 correct answers will win IS-GR, IS-SR & IS-BR (or subgroup equivalent).
The subject line of the email should read 'When TACcy Speaks...noone listens' :P
And don't forget to include your ID Line.
Let the madness begin!

* Let’s get ready to RUUUUUUUMBLE!
Ahhhh January, the only other time of year AD Master care about professional wrestling, why? Cause its the Royal Rumble, and this year..it was goooooood.
So following his current trend of shameless rip-off comps he’s starting a new comp!
Razz
Start Date: 10th February 2007
End Date: 24th February 2007 (looks like it was postponed...)
Medals: IS-GW x3 (or subgroup equivalent)
Missions: Custom Missions

Info: One FREE (each platform), one winner (again each platform).
The three winners (you can only win one platform) will then have the opportunity to enter the 'Shameless Wrestlemania competition' in April for an IS-PW.
Currently he’s hoping to have three custom missions of his done in time, but since he really hates making stuff under pressure (comes out crap and lame) he’s not promising nothing.
Oh and don't worry, they will be beta checked before you fly them
Razz

* Master's Monthly Map & Mission Mayhem
Start Date: 10/1/2006
Parties Involved: EH-wide
Medals: IS-GR, IS-SR, IS-BR (or subgroup equivalent) each month.
According to the System Manual (
http://sysman.emperorshammer.net/) the EH is in control of ten systems.
Each month Master is going to pick a planet from one of the EH Controlled Systems* from the manual. Those interested will then have the remainder of the month to create a Empire at War or SW Galactic Battlegrounds or Jedi Academy map based on that planet.

*Master may throw in the odd other planet from SW from time to time with more bonuses.
Designers are free to do as they like with the map provided basics stay true to the System Manual information.
Maps will be judged on: Technical realization (use wat u got), general plotline & general enjoyment.
All maps should be submitted ala standard TACcy Rules and via the Custom BSF (
http://tac.emperorshammer.net/tacdb/batsubmit.asp)
All maps will be judged by TAC.
Additional M: AD Master has decided to change the plot of his funkily named competition for the new year.
He has added an additional M! Now the comp also includes our flying platforms! So that means when he gives us a planet each month you can base a TIE or even an XW free on that planet! Awards remains as an IS-GR each month, and he has yet to give away a single one
Sad
Anyway....
February's World of the Moment is.....Aurora Prime!!!
http://sysman.emperorshammer.net/aurora.php
The fabulous EH homeworld provides, warm days, cold nights, a Dark Jedi infested moon, three funky massive platforms and the ever impressive New Imperial City....think of all the fun you could have. MUHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
Winning submission will be judged by AD Master based on fun level, plotline and bribes! All submissions should go through the
Custom Battle Submission Form as always, with a MMMMM mentioned in the comments box.

* Ace of the Tie Corps
Starting this month, we now have a new monthly competition series - Ace of the TIE Corps. The concept is simple - the pilot with the most flown missions at the end of each month will recieve an Iron Star with Gold Wings and the title "Ace of the Month". You will be able to see the progress of pilots over time by checking the Pilot Kill Board. At the end of the year, the pilot with the most missions flown will recieve an Iron Star with Platinum Wings and the title of "Ace of the TIE Corps".
The competition is open to all members of the TIE Corps and the counts are based on missions.

* Golden Tug Awards 2007
It's time once again to award the famed and feared Golden Tug Awards!!!!!
Details: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4496
06 Submissions: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4441

* Frozen Doom Competition
The weekly multiplayer combat calendar events are returning! Starting with the Frozen Doom Competition!!! It will be held on Tuesdays from 1900 EST to 2200 EST!
Host is GN Ric Taldrya! Matches take place in #EHCOO, COME ONE COME ALL!
Having said that, DFCs will no longer be awarded for 24/7 LoCs. They will only be awarded for winning combat calendar events. If you do fly a 24/7 LoC match, e-mail the scores to
coo@emperorshammer.org.

* Wing X Pilot of the Week/Month 4
Each week the Wing X Commander will choose a pilot he believes has performed better then any other pilot on the ship that week. At the end of the month, Challenge Commodore will look at the overall performance of every Pilot of the Week for that month, and will choose one of them to become the Pilot of the Month. Each Pilot of the Week will be awarded an IS-BR and each Pilot of the Month will be awarded an IS-SR. The Wing X Pilot of the week will always be chosen in the Wing Commander’s report.

 

Dark Lord of the Week

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Ship, amused the Commodore, or slipped me the most $5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

COL Angel, for taking command of Thunder and for flying many missions!!!

 

Ewok of the Week

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

 

P, because he likes it...

 

Quote of the Week

1 - Godo: “Marriage is indeed a time to celebrate. Though curiously in my case the situation was a bit different. If you imagine for a moment my wife to be armed with a club? Then imagine said women hitting me with said club, then if you will imagine me being dragged away by said women. Yup, I never stood a chance.”

ROFL!!! Poor Godo :D

2 – Osk: “Nobody helps you? Try ringing this number, they can helpyou...1800 IAMALOONEY :P”

Oh boy....public interest message :D

3 – Provided by LCM Zosite:
“* `Shive throws Dempsey at Zosite.
* LCM_ZositeKS evades and throws a destacament of Ewok Swarmtroopers® at `Shive
<Dempsey> lol. you've been busy :)
<LCM_ZositeKS> Hehe
<Dempsey> Former Occupations: Bounty Hunter (as the half of the Fleet)
<Dempsey> <--  never was a bounty hunter
<LCM_ZositeKS> Damn!
<LCM_ZositeKS> You're from the other half
* LCM_ZositeKS puts fire on the top of the Ewoks mountain with Commander Dahr below
<Dempsey> I did massacre a whole family though to repay them from keeping me on as a slave for several years...
<Dempsey> lol. zysfryar hasa  buggy ping script
* `Shive recaptures Dempsey as a slave.
<LCM_ZositeKS> We know... we know...
<Dempsey> `Shive, you're gonna need an army for that :)
<Dempsey> I can kill 3 kreyt dragons with my bare hands...
<`Shive> I do have an army! I'm an army of one!
<Dempsey> at the same time
<LCM_ZositeKS> Free my FM at once you pervert!!!
* LCM_ZositeKS throws an Eclipse-class SSD which he has been hiding under his duty uniform to `Shive
* Dempsey also played dark forces
<`Shive> Oh, it was an Eclipse-Class SSD? Darn, thought you were just happy to see me...
<LCM_ZositeKS> Hmmmpfff... >:F”

hehehe

4 – Godo:Ever tried going into an underwear store for women? Your instantly assumed to be a pervert!

heheheheheh

 

Ship Statistics

Commodore: VA Daniel Bonini
FCHG Points: 1559 (Optio)

Wing Commander: COL Darklord
FCHG points: 809 (Decurion)

Thunder Squadron
Pilots: 8
FCHG points combined: 3584
Average: 448,000 (Legionnaire)

Typhoon Squadron
Pilots: 7
FCHG points combined: 1489
Average: 212,714 (Gallant)

Inferno Squadron
Pilots: 6
FCHG points combined: 2048
Average: 341,333 (Paladin)

Cyclone Squadron
Pilots: 8
FCHG points combined: 6838
Average: 854,750 (Decurion)

Tornado Squadron
Pilots: 8
FCHG points combined: 911
Average: 113,875 (Dragoon)

Omicron Squadron
Pilots: 4
FCHG points combined: 1436
Average: 359,000 (Paladin)

ISD Challenge Overall (Commodore included)
Commodore: 1
Wing Commander: 1

Pilots: 41
Total FCHG points: 18674
Ship Average: 434,279 (Legionnaire)

 

Conclusion

Activity is still going steady in the ship, which is great. Congratulations to everyone who has been active this past week, and an invitation to those who weren’t to go back to being active, because we’re having so much fun....

Still, I have to push towards recruiting. I think that a good squadron should have at least 8 ACTIVE members, so you do the math....yes, we still do need to recruit, especially the squadrons with 6 pilots or less. So, let’s do it!!

And have another great week!!

 

Links

TC Site: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp
ISD Challenge:
http://isdchallenge.tcbg.net/
MB's:
http://mb.emperorshammer.net/
mIRC:
http://www.mirc.com/
ChalRadio: www.chalradio.com
Wing X Battleboard:
http://gysnet.com/index.php?wing=10

If you get mIRC, join an undernet server and join #wing_x.

 

Respectfully submitted


COM/VA Daniel Bonini/ISD Challenge
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