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ISD Challenge Report #1
VA Coranel Both
7/30/2006

ISD Challenge COM Report #1 - July 30, '06


Quote of the Week


(`Locke): Mmm, I am buzzed ;p
(`Locke): But ot really drunk ;P
* Motoko steals Locke's drinks
(`Locke): nonnonno
(`Locke): my drinks!
(`Locke): my precious drinks! ;P
* Motoko throws them out the window
(`Locke): nononooooo
(`Locke): aprecious alci! ;P
(Motoko): I hate people who find being drunk or their alcohol more important
(`Locke): More im[portant then what? ;P
(Bruk|AFK): than sex
(Bruk|AFK): with Motoko
(`Locke): Sex > booze
(`Locke): Any day of the week
(Motoko): Why sex with me, Bruk?
(Bruk|AFK): cuz you're smokin hot, obviously :P
(Motoko): I don't see smoke :P
(`Locke): I ain't smking! ;P
(Motoko): Did we say you were?
(Bruk|AFK): no, you're just dumb :P
*** Bruk|AFK was kicked by `Locke (fu!)

Introduction


What the hell is going on? How can a COM report be out? An email saying "I'm the new COM" was never released?!

Yeah, well. I was lazy. Get over it :P

For those who've had their heads in holes (Osk!), after promptly being fired as TCBGCOM under dubious circumstances, I was promptly allowed to take over as Challenged COM, as Granite "resigned" from the job. Since I haven't been executively removed/fired/expelled yet, it looks like I'm here to stay. So here I am, back on the Challenge! Except COM for the first time, not stuck in WC for a third time. Should be good times!

Normally this would be seen after Dan's WC report...but...well...read the following item about Dan and his awayness... :P

ISD Challenge News


* Reports! (No, I'm not talking to the CMDR's here :P) Dan and I don't want to overlap our reports, so for the most part, the following format will be followed: Dan's reports will focus on internal goodness (promotions, medals, etc.) while mine will focus on external sexiness (interactions between the Challenge and the rest of the TC, Fleet news, etc.) Hopefully, they won't overlap too much.

* ISD Challenge website. A while ago, the site got knocked out of commission. Thanks to Kate who (in addition to being in JAPAN!) resupplied me with files to get it back up and running. I updated it a little bit; more updates should be forthcoming. Stay tuned for details, but in the meantime, check it out at http://isdchallenge.tcbg.net/

* Dan's out of town for the weekend. Getting hitched. Or attending someone else getting hitched in the bonds of holy matrimony. Everyone congratulate him on either getting a well-deserved vacation or...getting hitched :P

* Reports! (Ha! This one does apply to you CMDR's!) In his inaugural report as TCBGCOM, Talons announced that all Squadron, WC, and COM reports are due at the latest by Sunday night, which is about...now-time. Most of you do it anyway, but this is your notice...until Dan reiterates it in his report, as this is his territory not mine. I'm just seeing how far I can stretch my news announcements.

* Expect several COM-sponsored comps to start for August 1st. I'll send an email then.

* New COMM. Congrats to VA Sirik Xirok who gets suckered into the "Processing/Nagging the/about MoC's" job! :P

* An update to SquadFirst has been released. If you run SF+, check it out. If not and you need a new squadron webpage, check it out! ( http://io.emperorshammer.net/files/squadfirst-2.0.4.zip )

* The following Training Office PROF positions are open for apps (HTML knowledge required): AIM, ASP, TM, XWAC, XWAI, XTM, and FLA. Send all apps to VA Rejili and RA Uther.

* TTT (Tempest's Tailoring Tool) is available from http://www.imperialacademy.org/ttt_15.zip

* Ast is once again accepting Newsletter submissions. Email them to nl@emperorshammer.net (including your ID line and pin number) and don't forget to CC your CMDR!

Competitions


1. Imperial Alliance Propoganda Festival. Submit content to help promote Imperial Alliance. This can include banners, slogans, etc. The best entry each week will get an IS-GR. The best entry overall will be selected when Imperial Alliance is released and will be awarded an IS-PR. Email entries to propoganda@ehtiecorps.org. Competition will run through January 30th, 2007.

2. Quote of the Week competition. Got some funny IRC quotes? Send them in! Top 3 submissions per week earn an IS-BR; top 3 submissions per month earn an IS-SR; IS-PR to the yearly winner, IS-GR to second best yearly submission, and a IS-SR to the third best yearly submissions. Email the quotes to FA Joe ( Noon001@aol.com ). Only rules are they must have been said within the last 2 weeks (no old, archived quotes) and you can't send in quotes of things that you have said. Must be amusing things others have said. Competition will run through January 21st, 2007.


Conclusion

My most recently viewed movie is Clerks II and let me say that I absolutely loved it. If you're a fan of Kevin Smith's movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl), then you will love this!

Also. Upcoming brilliance. Four words. Snakes. On. A. Plane.

Finally, there are several vacancies for CMDR's aboard the Challenge. Apply today!

Links


TC Site: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/news.asp
MB's: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/
IWATS: http://www.imperialacademy.org/courses.php
ISD Challenge: http://isdchallenge.tcbg.net/
ChalRadio:
http://www.chalradio.com/

mIRC: http://www.mirc.com/


Love...


COM/VA Coranel Both/ISD Challenge - "Chubby the Street Counselor"
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